Honey and Clover- season 1

ito na ata ang anime na talagang nagpapaiyak sa akin. kaya naman ikwe-kwento ko ang mga napanood ko.

Story ito ng 5 magkakaibigan/schoolmates. Excluded yung prof nila, pero isa din yun sa major character. Ang pangalan ng mga charac. ay: Hagumi Hanamoto, Ayumi Yamada, Yuuta Takemoto, Shinobu Morita at Mayama Takumi. Ang anime ay nagpapalabas ng “love story” ng bawat charac. at medyo na rin sa buhay art student sa Japan, at paghahanap ng trabaho. Hindi ko alam ang setting, yung exact, pero ang alam ko, sa Tokyo yun.

CHARACTERS:

Hagumi Hanamoto= talentado at mahilig mag-drowing. Specialty nya nag painting. Dinala sya ng tito nya sa art university sa Tokyo nang mamatay ang lola nya. Although hindi masyadong halata, na-mention ng ibang characters na may gusto sya sa magaling na sculptor student, si Morita.*nakakaiyak yung nung kinuha na sya ng tito nya, saka nung wala syang nakuhang clover*

Ayumi Yamada= nasa pottery naman sya. Magaling din. May gusto kay Mayama, pero sobrang imposible dahil may gusto itong iba. Nagpapakatanga at martir kay Mayama. Hindi nya kasi matanggap ang katotohanan.*naiyak ako nung sinabi nya kay Mayama yung feelings nya,, kaso nga, basted sya. Saka yung nung nakita nya na pinuntahan ni Mayama si Rika..:(*

Yuuta Takemoto= architertural student. Hindi sikat, hindi talentado. Mabuting kaibigan kay Morita. May gusto kay Hagu. Namatay ang tatay nya ng bata pa sya, sakitin kasi. Nurse ang nanay nya at may bago nang asawa na kabaligtaran ng tatay nya; as in “burly, strong man”. Madalas naka-bike. Sa kalaunan ng anime, magse-self discovery sya.*basta naiyak ako…ayun! nakakaiyak pala yung “why he hates christmas”*

Shinobu Morita= genius. Sculptor. May gusto din kay Hagu. Pero parang hindi malinaw. Ewan ko ba, basta ganun. Laging nawawala dahil may “business” sila ng kuya nya.(malalaman kung ano yun @ ang dahilan sa season 2). Pinapahalagahan din nya si Ayu(Ayumi). Parang magkaibigan kasi sila eh. Isip-bata. *mas naiyak ako sa kwento nya sa season 2*

Mayama Takumi= pinaka-mature daw. Gusto ni Ayu. Pero ayaw nya, mahal nya nag babaeng nagngangalang Rika, classmate dati ng prof nya. *nakakaiyak din yung stoya ng buhay ng babaeng ito ha!*

Two Frogs

A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead. The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with all their might. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up. He fell down and died.

The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could. Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out. When he got out, the other frogs said, “Did you not hear us?” The frog explained to them that he was deaf.

He thought they were encouraging him the entire time.

Marriage

Commandment 1.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why some wives treat the husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “Wow! This stuff really Works!”

kasal na naman

1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China , a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America , the rest cheat in Europe .
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just
can’t face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the “Y” becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
22. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL, MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN’T YOU WEARING
YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper – WIFE WANTED. The next day he received hundreds of letters and they all said the same thing – YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing – either the car is new or the wife is.
Anonymous Author

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..pakiramdam ko totoo ang mga ito..

dalawang madreng nasa kapahamakan!

There were two nuns…

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL:It’s logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It’s not working.

SL:Of course it’s not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.!

SM: So, what shall we do? At this ra te he will reach us in one minute.

SL:The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM:Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn’t follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened ! then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.

SM:Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn’t it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

say two Hail Marys!

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..magdasal ka! aminin mo! wag magsinungaling sa sarili.. di ka nag-iisa,

..nagdasal din ako